Patapuss Reviews Sex Sweet Lube Pina Colada

We decided it was time to revisit a firm favourite. Pina Colada!

This time we tried the Sex Sweet Lube version. This certainly was very pleasant but there was more of a hint of pina colada than a real taste of it. Instead of the anticipated delicate pineapple and coconut balance, this erred a bit more on the pineapple only side. However the taste was reminiscent of a freshly cut pineapple rather than the common sugary tinned sweetness associated with that fruit these days. Yum! Not being a warming oil, it flowed quickly and easily to wherever desired then absorbed swiftly and exquisitely into the skin without any excess tackiness. The pleasant pineapple scent lingered afterwards as a delicate reminder of its luxurious feel, so Willie was mesmerised into not being too harsh in his scoring...

Patapuss Reviews Joydivision Strawberry WarmUp Massage Lotion

While still on a strawberry high we decided to try another similarly flavoured body lubricant. Joydivision has just released some new flavours in their delectable WarmUp range. As we had previously enjoyed the caramel variety, which was the only one available at the time, it was pleasing to see that a few new flavours have become obtainable for sale.

Strawberry Warmip Massage oil from JoyDivision for sale online by Patapuss

This richly rose tinged oil was thick enough that it smoothed just where it was wanted. Any initial slight stickiness swiftly disappeared as this lotion thinned onto the skin and the gentle warmth released even more of its strawberry aroma. This was not that artificial smell or taste that is often encountered with strawberry products, but one definitely more reminiscent of a fresh punnet of strawberries. The sensual blending of feel, taste and scent were a simply wonderful combination. Willie agreed this strawberry WarmUp massage oil had been well worth investigating and looks forward to our next selection!

Patapuss Reviews Head First Strawberry Tease Lubricant

We thought that with the rather obvious brand name of Head First this recently available flavoured lubricant gel might be a trifle disappointingly ordinary, but that was just so not the case!

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This Strawberry Tease flavour is definitely the most pleasant of the strawberry flavoured lubricants we have enjoyed, and as most of them are reliably nice, that is saying something! Instead of the more commonly encountered fruity strawberry taste, this is more like the sweetly delightful sugar cotton candy enjoyed at fairs. Being a gel, it did not ooze to unwanted areas, but softly lingered exquisitely in place until being delightfully deployed. Willie wonders what we expected with such an ideal colour match!

Patapuss Reviews Sex Tarts Pineapple Zinger

There are ten flavours in the Sex Tarts range so we decided it was time we started checking them out. Pineapple Zinger was our first choice as it seemed reminiscent of our favourite pina colada.

Sex Tarts Pineapple Zinger for sale online at Patapuss

This lotion smoothed on well and tasted nice enough but certainly was not a stand out like several other brands we have tried. Being sugar free it certainly is a good option for diabetics, though! The flavour is tasty, more like a dried pineapple flavour than tinned, which was pleasant as it was not overly sweet. Willie agreed it was nice but not memorable...