Patapuss Reviews Luz de la Riva Dulce de Leche

We discovered Dulce de Leche from Luz de la Riva to be as exquisitely exotic as it sounds!

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This edible massage oil is one of the three varieties within the Lulu selection of the Luz de la Riva range. Its scent and flavour were tantalisingly familiar yet unfamiliar at the same time. We later ascertained Dulce de Leche is an Argentinian confection prepared by slowly heating sweetened milk to form caramel. Unused to this particular caramel variety, the closest hubby could come to describing it was maple syrup though, which remained an apt description. Not much of this delectable massage oil had to be poured onto the skin from its dainty glass bottle to achieve an aromatic and glossy softness. Its piquant scent remained clinging pungently for ages afterwards. There was no residual stickiness, but merely a patina of silken opulence. The initial slightly sharp scent also softened into a flavoured feathery fragrance. Admittedly this certainly is not the cheapest massage oil we have experienced, but its quality provides definite value for money. While we have been enjoying our full value of this massage oil and its caramel delights, Willie has been keeping his eye on the South American currency conversions for when it is time to restock!

Patapuss Reviews Simply Love Naked Massage Oil

Simply Love Naked Massage Oil is a pure unfragranced massage lotion we decided to try when keen on enjoying some good plain fun!

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The unscented combination of essential oils making up Simply Love Naked Massage Oil smoothed on to the skin very easily. We soon discovered there is no need to be overly generous with this sensual lotion as a little bit definitely goes a long way and it was not absorbed too quickly into the skin. When enjoying a massage that is a definite benefit. It merely spread with a cool satin embrace and an enticing velvety caress. Another very big plus beyond the fresh and clean feeling it imparted to the skin is the fact that our Simply Love Naked Massage Oil is Australian made. Willie declared that to be worth a bonus!

Patapuss Reviews Lylou Cherry Glamour Cream

Checking out various lip smacking massage oils made me want to sample another lip gloss so Cherry from the Lylou range was the newest one sampled.

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This kissable glamour cream is definitely yummy! It smooths on with the faintest hint of pink colour that is augmented by a satiny sheen and accompanied by a delicate cherry flavour. Upon offering it to hubby for some taste testing, there was nothing much said for quite a while afterwards! This lip gloss does get smooched off quite quickly but the passion it ignites is definitely longer lasting so it is one I definitely shall be greeting hubby with again. Even though he did not get to sample the Lylou Cherry glamour cream Willie was more that happy to approve of its colour!

 

Patapuss Reviews Kama Sutra Oil of Love Original

After our recent happiness with one of the Kama Sutra luxurious and sensuous aromatic massage candles we decided to dabble once again with the Kama Sutra range. A massage oil seemed a good idea and The Original Massage Oil sounded temptingly mysterious. 

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The small glass bottle contained a somewhat viscous deep green liquid oil, like molten emeralds. And it turned out to be a surprise to treasure! The jewel like colour seemed at odds with its flavour yet they complemented each other perfectly. And that flavour? Well, it was definitely reminiscent of chocolate! Not the sweet eating chocolate we are used to munching on, but more like the rich pure chocolate from the cacao tree. The chocolate backbone was fleshed out with other tantalising flavours and fragrances but we could not isolate them beyond acknowledging the enigmatic parts fused into a sumptuous whole. Despite its viscosity the oil smoothed in very quickly and provided a bit of warmth to the skin as an added pleasure. It did not dry out quickly but left a distinct flavoursome and fragrant soft patina without lingering stickiness. Maybe you can try Kama Sutra Oil of Love The Original and see if you can identify those other scents. In the meantime hubby threatened Willie with a good ear tweaking if he did not agree with our assessment!

Patapuss Reviews Kama Sutra Massage Candle Deep Ocean

Hubby wanted to try another aromatic massage candle again and this time Kama Sutra Massage Candle Deep Ocean got the nod.

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This one does not anticipate as long a burn time as the Tantric brand of these decadently sensual massage candles that we previously tried but this is definitely a luxurious massage candle regardless. The burn time is supposed to be about thirty five hours so there will be more fun to be enjoyed from it yet! The scent definitely seemed somewhat mysterious. It wafted gently in the room with a delicate promise of hidden delight. There is no saltiness to it yet somehow it is really reminiscent of the seaside. It is aromatic without being pungent and once used on the skin, its scent lingered with a clinging embrace for hours later. Kama Sutra Massage Candle Deep Ocean suffused on without drying too quickly, remaining in an emollient form that smoothed and soothed without any trace of pilling to detract from its pleasure. There is little doubt that Kama Sutra is synonymous with luxury and we look forward to trying the remaining three candle fragrances in their range. We roused Willie from the depths of delight for his positive rating.

Patapuss Reviews Climax Bursts Cooling Lubricant

This is about our experience of Climax Bursts Cooling Lubricant.

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We are in the middle of summer in case no one else has noticed! hubby was in charge of selecting an oil to his liking and he picked delicious Honey from the Hot Stuff range. Now, do not get me wrong. That is a wonderful series of delectably flavoured lubricating massage lotions, but this was during a week of century plus heat in the old measurement. A warming oil, no matter how delicious, was not really what we needed to try! Therefore I over ruled him and produced Climax Bursts Cooling Lubricant as an alternative. This viscous gel spread swiftly and smoothly as it was applied. It did provide a slightly cooling plus refreshingly tingling sensation which provided a relief during our warmer weather. This unscented gel is full of hundreds of minute globules in various shades of blue which give it an unusual and aesthetically appealing touch as it works its magic. There were no complaints about this lubricant except Willie noticed it took a short while for its tackiness to dissipate and absorb into the skin. All in all, all was good, though!

Patapuss Reviews Cupidology Strawberry Massage Lotion

We decided to return to the extra sensual enhancement a scented massage oil can provide and this time our choice was strawberry Romantic Touches Massage Lotion from Cupidology.

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This lotion immediately exuded a rich fruity fragrance of fully ripe strawberries. Its warming romantic touch was virtually instantaneous and when blown upon, this would be the fastest heating oil we have been aware of. As a result it was easy to unwind into a state of total sensual relaxation. Surprisingly low priced, this strawberry massage oil is tremendous value. We definitely agree that a little fragrant and warming massage lotion can make a big difference in increasing your pleasurable experience. The bottle did warn this oil it is for external use only, however, the seductive strawberry scent was so luscious we could not help but try a taste. It had a flavour not unlike its scent of a punnet of ripe strawberries, and no ill effects were suffered. Willie would like to have rated it more highly but was a trifle disappointed it is not definitively classed as an edible oil despite its fresh fruit promise.