Patapuss Reviews Tantric Cherry Massage Oil Candle

Although we had seen the Tantric massage oil candles we had not tried them before. However it seemed like a good day to investigate something new from the Tantric range as the bottle massage oils have been exquisite!

Tantric Cherry Lickable Massage Candle for sale online by Patapuss

We settled on the Cherry one for starters, and quickly discovered it is possible to pour molten wax directly onto skin yet feel warmth and rejuvenation while massaging stress away. Oh, and it is NOT hot! Instead this deceptively warm candle composed totally of a blend of pure natural ingredients did indeed provide a sensual massage. The cherry scent while it was quietly burning matched the aroma of the wax which massaged into the skin to provide an aromatic softness that lasted for hours after. As this candle burns for a full sixty hours, there is lots of pleasure still in store! Candle Light Tonight Please! Willie just muttered 'Took You Long Enough!'

Patapuss Reviews Hot Stuff Honey Massage Oil

A wonderfully tasty recent release is the new Hot Stuff flavoured massage oil range. The first one we decided to try was Honey as it was the first time we had come across this particular taste in any of the flavoured massage oil and body lubricant varieties tried so far.

Hot Stuff Honey Warming Massage Oil for sale online by Patapuss

Well, it certainly is a honey of a massage oil! The flavour is certainly distinctively honey but not like the more sugary tasting common pantry varieties. It has a more pure taste as would be expected from a gourmet honey brand and is quite sublime. This oil is not sticky despite what thoughts of its namesake conjure up. It flows gently and smoothly, spreading a lot further more quickly than expected. Hubby has never been a honey 

aficionado but even he did not complain about this fine oil bought from an internet auction site. The remaining flavours in this range are definitely on the must try shopping list as this was Hot Stuff indeed! Why, our Willie looks quite flushed!

Patapuss Reviews Heavenly Nights Bewitching Dewberry Lotion

Heavenly Nights Dewberry Massage Oil is definitely Bewitching!

Heavenly Nights Bewitching Dewberry Massage Oil for sale online at Patapuss

This delightful massage oil smoothed and soothed into the skin with barely any residue of stickiness at all. The unusual scent lingered gently for hours, like the sensual aroma of a delicately full bodied bouquet from a fine wine. Willie was so impressed he was beside himself...

Patapuss Reviews Motion Lotion Cinnamon Body Massage Oil

Motion Lotion Cinnamon Body Massage Oil is another amazing lubricant massage oil discontinued from the current Doc Johnson range, that you must look for while you still can as well!

Cinnamon Warming Massage Oil from Motion Lotion for sale online at Patapuss

Hubby was very much attracted to a previous cinnamon massage oil, Sex Sweet Lube Cinnamon Body Lotion Lubricant Oil. The Motion Lotion Cinnamon Body Massage Oil does not have quite the same redolent spicy smelling fragrance, but that is more than compensated for by the extra cinnamon spice taste. This sumptuous massage oil may only be found on an internet auction site now, so it is definitely recommended while stocks last. Willie is too busy playing with search engines to comment further...

Patapuss Reviews Motion Lotion Banana Body Massage Oil

Some of the Motion Lotion range by Doc Johnson is being discontinued, and amazingly this Motion Lotion Banana Body Massage Oil has been included on their Hit List! Therefore if you are lucky enough to see any for sale, maybe on an internet auction site, just grab it at once while you can!

Banana Massage Oil from Motion Lotion for sale online at Patapuss

This is a Superb lubricant massage oil. A nod from Willie. It slides on in a slightly viscous yet luxurious fashion. Another nod from Willie. It warms to the touch. A more vigorous nod from Willie. It tastes just like those delicious banana sweets remembered from childhood. An extremely vigorous nod from Willie. It smells, tastes, feels and is delicious. Now where has Willie gone...?

Patapuss Reviews Heavenly Nights Desire Musk Massage Oil

Heavenly Nights Desire Musk Massage Oil is just Heavenly!

Heavenly Nights Desire Musk Massage Oil for sale online at Patapuss

With the most deeply sensuous musk aroma, this was an extremely pleasant massage oil to use. It was non stickily absorbed into the skin, smoothing in quickly and oh so aromatically, with a fragrant scent that lingered for hours. Willie hardly had to think about what to score this one!

Patapuss Reviews Sex Sweet Lube Cinnamon Body Lotion Lubricant Oil

Hubby decided to spice things up so we selected cinnamon!

Cinnamon Sex Sweet Lube

With this Sex Sweet Lube cinnamon flavoured lotion there certainly was no shortage of that particular spice! This massage lubricant oil is water based and the heady cinnamon scent and flavour was redolent of the Far East spice trade era. Sex Sweet Lube oil flows very easily and smoothly, being absorbed rapidly and luxuriously into the skin without any excess stickiness. There is just a lingering hint of this most popular spice aroma as a subtle reminder of its sensuous feel. Willie dared not disagree.

Patapuss Reviews Tantric White Lavender Enriched Massage Oil with Pheromones

This Tantric White Lavender Enriched Massage Oil with Pheromones certainly was different and very nicely so.

Tantric White Lavender Enriched Massage Oil with Pheromones for sale online at Patapuss

For a start, it came with a spray applicator. That meant it could be evenly applied, which definitely made a difference from the standard method of pouring massage oil then spreading it out. Thus the massage lotion went on to the skin in a uniform thickness and was absorbed very smoothly and pleasantly. There was no residual tackiness, just a silky softness to enhance the skin. The white lavender scent was expected to be a pale shadow of a full lavender aroma, but it was surprisingly abundant and strong, adding to any relaxing aromatherapy values. Yes, that is a nod from Willie.

Patapuss Reviews Motion Lotion Coconut Body Massage Oil

We decided to try yet another massage oil from the Motion Lotion range.

Coconut massage oil from Motion Lotion for sale online at Patapuss

Having a liking for pina colada we opted for their coconut flavour as the closest available. The coconut aroma was strongly and pleasantly exotic and the flavour was definitely pure coconut. Being a warming oil, with eyes shut it was easy to imagine we had been transported to a sun drenched beach in a tropical paradise. It was so good on its own merits we did not even miss the pineapple flavour as much as we expected. Willie is searching for his lei...

Patapuss Reviews Hot Hooters Creamy Vanilla Warming Massage Oil

After the huge success of our Pina Colada Warming Massage Oil from the Hot Hooters range, we decided to try the creamy vanilla variety.

Hot Hooters Creamy Vanilla Massage Oil

I must admit that after the pina colada this was a bit of a comparative disappointment. The scent was more reminiscent of coffee than vanilla, and more earthy than sweet or spicy. However, it still certainly warmed up very pleasantly on the skin. It seemed a fraction more tacky than the pina colada but this apparent difference might have been just psychological after the aromatic disappointment. Willie just drooped his little empathetic ears...

Patapuss Reviews Tantric Tibet Ginger Bath or Massage Oil

I realised it has been a while since I mentioned a tantric massage oil, which is how Willie introduced me to this more sensual side of oooh la laa...

Tantric Tibet Ginger Massage and Bath Oil for sale online at Patapuss

Tibet Ginger is another sensual massage oil from the Tantric range, which I recently purchased from an online auction. When smoothed on, this spice scented massage oil was quickly soaked up by the skin, providing a sensual softness without any oily residue. Later it was still possible to smell its ginger tang without that scent being too overpowering. This is not an edible oil as such, but it could be pleasurably tasted without any ill effects. Willie certainly approved!

Patapuss Reviews Wet Naturals Silky Supreme

Wet Naturals Silky Supreme is a lovely massage lubricant oil for those times that you do not feel the need for extraneous scents or flavours.

Wet Naturals Silky Supreme Lubricant for sale online at Patapuss

It was good to find a premium unscented body oil that is supremely silky as its name suggests, gliding on smoothly and delicately. This colourless silicone based massage oil is long lasting and a little bit definitely does go quite a long way, making it perfect for massage application. Designed for sensitive skin and being hypoallergenic, this gentle oil certainly made Willie prick up his dainty little ears in approval.

Patapuss Reviews Wet Fun Flavors Popp'n Cherry Lubricant Body Oil

Well, move on over Hot Hooters pina colada warming booby oil! Wet Fun Flavors Popp'n Cherry is moving in!

Wet Fun Flavours Popp'n Cherry for sale online at Patapuss

Many of the cherry flavoured body lotions seem to favour the kirsch cherry or maraschino cherry taste but this is more like a sweeter glace cherry and sweet it is! Although this body lubricant oil is slightly sticky, it is eminently kissable or lickable so there should not be too much to shower off. This warming body lotion is crystal clear but what it lacks in colour it definitely replaces with delightful flavour! In short, Willie agrees. mmm MMM...

Patapuss Reviews Lylou Sparkling Glamour Body Lotion

Lylou Sparkling Glamour Lotion is just every bit as glamorous as it sounds.

Lylou Sparkling Glamour Lotion for sale online at Patapuss

As this silky creamy white massage lotion is luxuriously applied, it is readily absorbed, leaving the most delicate patina of golden dust to visually enhance the skin in a truly exotic fashion. With white tea and natural vine leaf extracts to pamper and nurture the skin, its beguiling scent is intoxicating yet not overpoweringly musky or floral. From its very first application I was totally enchanted by this enchanting and luxurious body lotion. It definitely is sexy, feminine and sensual, and Willie dares not disagree!

Patapuss Reviews Joydivision Caramel WarmUp Massage Lotion

This yummy caramel warming massage lotion is brand new so we were very lucky to source some at my favourite internet auction site.

Caramel WarmUp Massage Oil for sale online at Patapuss

The WarmUp range is made by Joydivision in Germany and importations to Australia are only quite recent. This edible oil is a comparatively sticky one but still very pleasurable to use. It has a deliciously distinct caramel flavour. Not being huge caramel fans we were a bit reluctant to use an oil so sweet but in fact it has more of a toffee taste and so is not overly cloying after all. The only down side was it did not absorb so well as many other oils and a shower was required afterwards but as that led to more oil use it can not be too bad! Willie says the taste and unusual sensation balances out any tackiness.

Patapuss Reviews Motion Lotion Wild Cherry Warming Oil

We decided to try Wild Cherry from the Motion Lotion range, which is made in USA by Doc Johnson.

Wild Cherry Warming Motion Lotion for sale online at Patapuss

The first drop from the bottle was reminiscent of an exotic red ruby. The application of this oil was just as exotic. Although it initially issues as a red lotion, as soon as it is blissfully soothed into the skin it becomes transparent so there is no worry of staining. The fresh cherry taste and scent were there but not overly obvious. Like most flavoured oils the skin seemed to want to just soak it in, leaving the faintest patina of syrup as a reminder of its pleasant application. What says wanton Willie?

Patapuss Reviews Wet Pina Colada Lubricant Lotion Body Oil

After our extra positive response to the first ever edible massage oil we had tried, the sadly discontinued Hot Hooters Warming Booby Oil, we decided to revisit the yummy pina colada flavour but in a different brand, called Wet.

Wet Pina Colada Flavoured Lubricant Body Oil for sale online at Patapuss

This body glide lubricant oil is more runny and slightly less tasty than the sublime Hot Hooters brand but still very pleasant in its own right. It certainly is not sickly sweet and is a subtle blend of the pineapple and coconut flavours. It is not overly tacky, soaking into the skin reasonably quickly. This clear lotion is not one of the warming oil varieties, but it is still definitely one that we shall use again! With Willie's approval, of course...

Patapuss Reviews Chocolate Skin Honey by Booty Parlor featured in June 2011 Cleo

While checking out more in the luxurious Booty Parlor range we came across this sumptuously sensual flavoured skin honey massage oil at our usual online internet auction recently. This product comes in other varieties which I shall introduce later, but the first one we just had to try was Chocolate!

Chocolate Skin Honey by Booty Parlor for sale online at Patapuss

It was somewhat viscous coming out of the dainty bottle, but absorbed very swiftly and smoothly into the skin. You may not yet know that the more quickly a water based lubricant is absorbed, it generally means the lotion is of a higher quality, as the miniature oil molecules are so fine. This oil left our skin soft and faintly scented with very little sticky residue. Both the chocolate aroma and flavour were deliciously delicate, reminiscent of the high quality expensive chocolates compared to the usual supermarket cheaper varieties. This product has been featured in the June 2011 Australian Cleo magazine, and Willie can only concur with their positive write up.

Patapuss Reviews Kissaholic Sigh Nude Mauve Lip Gloss by Booty Parlor

Well, we have been busy enjoying our various massage lotions. However, I thought it would be nice to surprise hubby with a new treat. I had heard about the Kissaholic Plumping Lip Gloss range by Booty Parlor so ordered one from our local internet auction site so I could try it. This was a big thing for me as I do not usually wear much in the way of make up.

Sigh Kissaholic Plumping Lip Gloss by Booty Parlor for sale online at Patapuss

Therefore I selected Sigh, the softest colour, described as a nude mauve. Being so pale, the colour only just showed on my lips but it did have a soft shine accompanied by a refreshing minty feel and taste that hubby did not mind quality checking! It also had a slight tingle initially, apparently from the chili fruit and ginger root extracts used to increase lip volume. I did not end up with an Angelina Jolie pout but did notice that when enjoying a glass of wine later that although there had been a faint stickiness to the lip gloss, it was not transferred to my glass as expected. Not bad for a first try. It looks like Willie might have mistaken this zesty lip gloss for body paint, though!

Patapuss Reviews Wet Inttimo Tranquility Aromatherapy Massage Oil

Tranquility is also from the Wet Inttimo range of aromatherapy oils, being an alluring fusion of ginger and bergamot. and... What is bergamot?!

Tranquility Aromatherapy Oil from Wet Inttimo for sale online at Patapuss

Apparently bergamot is a species of orange. We had no idea of this at the time, although we did find the citrus aroma quite bewitching. It was quite a coincidence that the last lotion we tried was also citrus scented, but we had been aware it was supposed to be at the time. The Inttimo orange scent was less obvious to any non bergamot knowledgeable people but comfortable in its familiarity. The ginger adds a hint of spice without overpowering the citrus. The natural oils were silky and soaked smoothly into the skin without any sticky residue, leaving my skin permeated with this delicate scent for some time after. Willie only allots scores in whole points as he does not want to lose ears or any other important appendages. Thus hubby's wavering between 4.7 or 4.9 had to be rounded down to err on the side of caution.

Patapuss Reviews Femme Fatale Orange Massage Body Oil

Now this is something a bit different! But good...

Femme Fatale Orange Luxury Massage Body Oil for sale online at Patapuss

When I first saw a photograph of this luxurious Femme Fatale massage oil on the local internet auction site that I use, I thought the bottle was not full, but in fact there are two different oils in there! As the bottle is tilted they blend to provide a non sticky yet ultra smooth lotion that is very pleasurable indeed. The citrus aroma was very distinct. Although not a flavoured 'edible' oil as such, the taste was quite satisfactory, our only complaint being that the hole through which the oil emerges is quite small so it does not seem to issue fast enough. The elegant glass bottle does not allow for squeezing to force extra out either. Then again we did have ample to keep us happy at the time, so Willie, with hubby's feedback, has given it a reasonable rating.

Patapuss Reviews Wet Inttimo Romance Aromatherapy Body Oil

This is the latest massage oil we have enjoyed, courtesy of an online internet auction, Romance from the Wet Inttimo range of aromatherapy oils.

Wet Inttimo Romance Aromatherapy Body Oil for sale online at Patapuss

This is an alluring fusion of cedar wood and patchouli. The silky blend of natural oils ensured this would glide on easily. It was absorbed into the skin without any clammy residue and my skin was left soft and delicately scented for hours after. Willie agreed we should give it a big tick even though he could only sniff the sensual aroma...! And now for his official rating...

Patapuss Reviews Hot Hooters Pina Colada Warming Massage Oil

Having tried one sensuous massage oil from an internet auction site with good result, Willie urged me to sample yet another. This time we opted for Hot Hooters Warming Booby Massage Oil in pina colada flavour.

Pina Colada Massage Oil by Hot Hooters for sale online at Patapuss

Well, talk about impressed! The consistency is absolutely perfect, so this yellow tinted oil smooths on without being too sticky or too runny. And the flavour is superb! Edible oils are the way to go! I bought this one through a local online auction site and apparently it is being discontinued soon, so I may have to stock up on some more while I can. In the meantime, there are some other brands in a similar flavour so hubby and I must get engrossed in some comparative taste testing, I guess... And Willie's rating out of five...?

Patapuss Friend Willie explores Luxurious Lotions

Not content to serenade me, Willie has tempted me to try a sensual massage oil. The one we selected was Mantra Musk from the Tantric range. This was a lovely choice indeed that I bought from an online auction.

When rubbed on, this oil was absorbed by the skin, providing a sensual softness without an oily or sticky residue. For ages afterward it was possible to smell its musky tang without the scent being overpowering. It is not classified as an edible oil, those normally having the flavour specified in their names, such as chocolate or cherry. However it proved to be a product that could still be pleasurably tasted without any ill effects.

Patapuss Says Actions Can Say More than Words

My Willie does not say anything but he is still happily entertaining me in other ways. He can certainly hold a tune! Does anyone know where I could get another one locally? His brother would make a hilarious gift for my best friend. I have been looking for a local party plan or an adult internet auction sales site but found nothing here in Adelaide yet. Looks like I must start my own!

Patapuss Admits ~ My Very First Sex Toy

Well. Here it is. I have reached my half century quite content with the manly pleasures my husband has had to offer. And still does! Being a Scot he has a lot! However, recently a friend who had attended a Pamper Party bought me this gift to show me that the sex toy world is not just vibrators and dongs and stimulators and other things I dare not mention. It has its soft and fun side too. My blog photo introduces Witty Willie. Yes. I have got a Sex Toy!

There are no batteries required for Willie. Wind up his key and he plays Lara's theme from Dr Zhivago. Somewhere My Love... warble warble. But no! Willie does more than warble a tune! While the music plays his manly, sorry, rabbitly, appendage rotates a full 360 degrees in time with the music. What a charmer! What was your first sex toy? Was it as unique and entertaining as my Willie? Now I had to investigate what more Willie's world has to offer so I started to look for my own pamper party or hens night to attend...