Patapuss Reviews Hot Hooters Creamy Vanilla Warming Massage Oil

After the huge success of our Pina Colada Warming Massage Oil from the Hot Hooters range, we decided to try the creamy vanilla variety.

Hot Hooters Creamy Vanilla Massage Oil

I must admit that after the pina colada this was a bit of a comparative disappointment. The scent was more reminiscent of coffee than vanilla, and more earthy than sweet or spicy. However, it still certainly warmed up very pleasantly on the skin. It seemed a fraction more tacky than the pina colada but this apparent difference might have been just psychological after the aromatic disappointment. Willie just drooped his little empathetic ears...

Patapuss Reviews Tantric Tibet Ginger Bath or Massage Oil

I realised it has been a while since I mentioned a tantric massage oil, which is how Willie introduced me to this more sensual side of oooh la laa...

Tantric Tibet Ginger Massage and Bath Oil for sale online at Patapuss

Tibet Ginger is another sensual massage oil from the Tantric range, which I recently purchased from an online auction. When smoothed on, this spice scented massage oil was quickly soaked up by the skin, providing a sensual softness without any oily residue. Later it was still possible to smell its ginger tang without that scent being too overpowering. This is not an edible oil as such, but it could be pleasurably tasted without any ill effects. Willie certainly approved!

Patapuss Reviews Wet Naturals Silky Supreme

Wet Naturals Silky Supreme is a lovely massage lubricant oil for those times that you do not feel the need for extraneous scents or flavours.

Wet Naturals Silky Supreme Lubricant for sale online at Patapuss

It was good to find a premium unscented body oil that is supremely silky as its name suggests, gliding on smoothly and delicately. This colourless silicone based massage oil is long lasting and a little bit definitely does go quite a long way, making it perfect for massage application. Designed for sensitive skin and being hypoallergenic, this gentle oil certainly made Willie prick up his dainty little ears in approval.

Patapuss Reviews Wet Fun Flavors Popp'n Cherry Lubricant Body Oil

Well, move on over Hot Hooters pina colada warming booby oil! Wet Fun Flavors Popp'n Cherry is moving in!

Wet Fun Flavours Popp'n Cherry for sale online at Patapuss

Many of the cherry flavoured body lotions seem to favour the kirsch cherry or maraschino cherry taste but this is more like a sweeter glace cherry and sweet it is! Although this body lubricant oil is slightly sticky, it is eminently kissable or lickable so there should not be too much to shower off. This warming body lotion is crystal clear but what it lacks in colour it definitely replaces with delightful flavour! In short, Willie agrees. mmm MMM...

Patapuss Reviews Lylou Sparkling Glamour Body Lotion

Lylou Sparkling Glamour Lotion is just every bit as glamorous as it sounds.

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As this silky creamy white massage lotion is luxuriously applied, it is readily absorbed, leaving the most delicate patina of golden dust to visually enhance the skin in a truly exotic fashion. With white tea and natural vine leaf extracts to pamper and nurture the skin, its beguiling scent is intoxicating yet not overpoweringly musky or floral. From its very first application I was totally enchanted by this enchanting and luxurious body lotion. It definitely is sexy, feminine and sensual, and Willie dares not disagree!