Patapuss Says Actions Can Say More than Words

My Willie does not say anything but he is still happily entertaining me in other ways. He can certainly hold a tune! Does anyone know where I could get another one locally? His brother would make a hilarious gift for my best friend. I have been looking for a local party plan or an adult internet auction sales site but found nothing here in Adelaide yet. Looks like I must start my own!

Patapuss Admits ~ My Very First Sex Toy

Well. Here it is. I have reached my half century quite content with the manly pleasures my husband has had to offer. And still does! Being a Scot he has a lot! However, recently a friend who had attended a Pamper Party bought me this gift to show me that the sex toy world is not just vibrators and dongs and stimulators and other things I dare not mention. It has its soft and fun side too. My blog photo introduces Witty Willie. Yes. I have got a Sex Toy!

There are no batteries required for Willie. Wind up his key and he plays Lara's theme from Dr Zhivago. Somewhere My Love... warble warble. But no! Willie does more than warble a tune! While the music plays his manly, sorry, rabbitly, appendage rotates a full 360 degrees in time with the music. What a charmer! What was your first sex toy? Was it as unique and entertaining as my Willie? Now I had to investigate what more Willie's world has to offer so I started to look for my own pamper party or hens night to attend...