Patapuss Reviews Kama Sutra Oil of Love Vanilla Cream Lubricant

We decided to try Vanilla Creme from the Kama Sutra Oil of Love Range.

Vanilla Cream Oil of Love from Kama Sutra for sale online by Patapuss

And we fell in love with it! The vibrant sunflower yellow oil decanted smoothly from its elegant glass bottle onto eager skin. Like another we had tried recently, we did not realise this was another warming oil either, and merely thought the sublime heat was being generated from us! It certainly was noticeable! The vanilla flavour is exquisite, and definitely would be the nicest we have tried so far.  The subtle spice fragrance softly lingered on the skin later as a gentle reminder of the sensual caress that had previously accompanied it. Willie is now insistently demanding that we soon try one of the pink berry flavoured varieties from this exquisite Kama Sutra range!

Patapuss Reviews Wild Strawberry Intimate Organics Lubricant

We wondered whether a pure organic lubricant lotion would be so green it was bland, so decided it was time to give one a try.

Intimate Organics Wild Strawberry Flavoured Lubricant for sale online by Patapuss

Strawberry is usually a safe flavour to appraise. Different brands might have slightly different tastes but they are all still quite nice as a rule. Well, Wild Strawberry from the Intimate Organics range would be one of the nicest we have sampled. Apart from the 100% organic claim there was nothing green about these tasty wild berries! Tasting fresh and delicious just like real strawberries this lotion left us wanting more. It flowed smoothly and quickly from the flip top bottle, exuding a delicate and subtle aroma that subsequently lingered. It then surprised us further by being a warming variety, despite this not being mentioned on the label. Willie is definitely adding this one on his gotta have more list, as he busily calculates how many punnets are required, especially as this brand is also not tested on animals!

Patapuss Reviews Inttimo Cucumber Melon Massage Oil

We have previously enjoyed Wet Inttimo Romance Aromatherapy Oil from its elegantly shaped bottle, and it was rated quite highly by our Willie. This latest Cucumber Melon addition is in a more plain bottle and the name is not as immediately appealing to the feminine mind as 'Sensuality' or 'Tranquility'. Then we got it! This oil seems to be aimed at the more masculine market!

Cucumber Melon Aromatherapy Massage and Bath Oil by for sale online by Patapuss

A guy can appreciate a quality massage oil without wanting to appear effeminate, but despite its more masculine image, the silky blend of natural oils used by the full Wet Inttimo range are just as exquisitely present in this newly released variety. The scent of this aromatherapy bath and massage oil is organically fresh without excessive floral overtones, so is well accepted by both sexes. We joyously experienced an oil that is smoothly absorbed into the skin with its fragrance gently lingering long after application. As much as hubby does not mind the aromatic scent from the fancy elegant bottles we have explored before, this particular one made him implore Willie to raise the bar. And he did! 

 

Patapuss Reviews Tantric White Lavender Massage Candle

We have been very busy for a while so I had let my reviews slip. Naughty! However today I was reminded to get back to recommending (or not) various lotions and potions we had encountered.

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I came home to find Hubby waiting patiently in the ambiance of a lighted massage candle. It did not take much encouragement for me to join him so the pheromones must have been working as I had no idea which one it was! Using a little ladle we sampled the massaging quality of this oil. This Tantric White Lavender Massage Candle with Pheromones provided pooled oil quickly and cleanly. It was pleasantly warm to apply and its administration did feel quite sensuous. Even if it did seem to dry on the skin a bit quicker than expected, thus resulting in an amount of pilling, it left a very pleasant hint of lavender scent which was not so pungent as some cosmetics can be. It has 40 hours burn time so we shall check it out again. Overall we would have to agree with Willie's rating.

Patapuss Reviews Sex Sweet Lube Pina Colada

We decided it was time to revisit a firm favourite. Pina Colada!

This time we tried the Sex Sweet Lube version. This certainly was very pleasant but there was more of a hint of pina colada than a real taste of it. Instead of the anticipated delicate pineapple and coconut balance, this erred a bit more on the pineapple only side. However the taste was reminiscent of a freshly cut pineapple rather than the common sugary tinned sweetness associated with that fruit these days. Yum! Not being a warming oil, it flowed quickly and easily to wherever desired then absorbed swiftly and exquisitely into the skin without any excess tackiness. The pleasant pineapple scent lingered afterwards as a delicate reminder of its luxurious feel, so Willie was mesmerised into not being too harsh in his scoring...

Patapuss Reviews Joydivision Strawberry WarmUp Massage Lotion

While still on a strawberry high we decided to try another similarly flavoured body lubricant. Joydivision has just released some new flavours in their delectable WarmUp range. As we had previously enjoyed the caramel variety, which was the only one available at the time, it was pleasing to see that a few new flavours have become obtainable for sale.

Strawberry Warmip Massage oil from JoyDivision for sale online by Patapuss

This richly rose tinged oil was thick enough that it smoothed just where it was wanted. Any initial slight stickiness swiftly disappeared as this lotion thinned onto the skin and the gentle warmth released even more of its strawberry aroma. This was not that artificial smell or taste that is often encountered with strawberry products, but one definitely more reminiscent of a fresh punnet of strawberries. The sensual blending of feel, taste and scent were a simply wonderful combination. Willie agreed this strawberry WarmUp massage oil had been well worth investigating and looks forward to our next selection!

Patapuss Reviews Head First Strawberry Tease Lubricant

We thought that with the rather obvious brand name of Head First this recently available flavoured lubricant gel might be a trifle disappointingly ordinary, but that was just so not the case!

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This Strawberry Tease flavour is definitely the most pleasant of the strawberry flavoured lubricants we have enjoyed, and as most of them are reliably nice, that is saying something! Instead of the more commonly encountered fruity strawberry taste, this is more like the sweetly delightful sugar cotton candy enjoyed at fairs. Being a gel, it did not ooze to unwanted areas, but softly lingered exquisitely in place until being delightfully deployed. Willie wonders what we expected with such an ideal colour match!

Patapuss Reviews Sex Tarts Pineapple Zinger

There are ten flavours in the Sex Tarts range so we decided it was time we started checking them out. Pineapple Zinger was our first choice as it seemed reminiscent of our favourite pina colada.

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This lotion smoothed on well and tasted nice enough but certainly was not a stand out like several other brands we have tried. Being sugar free it certainly is a good option for diabetics, though! The flavour is tasty, more like a dried pineapple flavour than tinned, which was pleasant as it was not overly sweet. Willie agreed it was nice but not memorable...